![]() ![]() waaaaay before Batman made the camp trend, trendy again. and of course, he was the first actor to use Mascara chic under his ninja hood. The guy brought Ninjas to the western world, or at least, to my world. ![]() he started training when he was 5 years old and by the time he was 18, had become all-Japan karate champion. ![]() Sho Kosugi on the other hand, was always hard. A nerdy ballet dancer who wore spectacles to the dojo, who would've thought that he would become an all-action movie star not quite big enough to challenge Sly or Arnie? who the fuck is this guy? I remember saying to my horrified babysitter, who was trying to read her Just Seventeen magazine in peace.īut believe it or not, the 'Muscles from Brussels' wasn't always so butch. and eventually ended up selling handjobs to directors and then anyone who would pay (CaC exclusive).Īt one point in the movie, JCVD does the box splits in his corner of the ring using the ropes. But, I still remember watching the devastatingly bad No Retreat, No Surrender, when Van Damme burst onto the scene and stole the movie off the poor lead actor, who went on to act in commercials. I remember growing up worshipping Kosugi because of the awesome TV series The Master, and of course the various Ninja movies that we will cover in due course. So, if these boys won't fight on-screen, they will fight right here in Champ & Chump 3: Eagle Shit. ![]() or did he? Who the fuck cares!!! Nobody is going to watch a sequel to this shit-storm! Van Damme fell in the water and it is hinted at in the movie, that he fell victim to the propellers of the boat. it was shit, so shit the distributors even called it Black Shit or Eagle Shit amongst themselves. that ended up total felch because the leads (Kosugi and Van Damme) refused to lose on-screen to each other. The martial art movie with the most promise EVER. thanks Juye for pointing out the awesome acronym and no I will not change it to Champ or Chump just so you can giggle like a girl!) exists for one reason and one reason only. ![]()
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